The Onion Daily Dispatch: Motive Behind Oregon Shooting - December 13, 2012

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Authorities Not Even Going To Bother Looking For Motive Behind Oregon Shooting 12.12.12 CLACKAMAS, OR—Following the shooting at a crowded Oregon mall that killed two people Tuesday, local authorities confirmed they were not even going to waste their time trying to find the killer's motive, having determined that the individual was ... News in Brief » Mumford And Sons Can't Believe They All Got Each Other Mandolins For Christmas American Voices » Inscription On MLK Memorial To Be Removed "This would never have happened to a statue of a white guy." opinion » Ho, Ho, Ho! 9/11 Was An Inside Job! by Santa Claus By Santa Claus Radio News » Deadly New Virus Found To Be 'Real Squiggly'

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